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The Struggle Quota (TSQ)

Read the 13 rules below before joining the party. If you fit in them, only then fill the form!

тЬЕ Eligibility Check!

If you fit into at least 2 out of these 13 TSQ guidelines, you are officially qualified to fill this form!

Rule 1: The Berozgaar Badge: Being an Indian citizen is compulsory, but being purely 'Unemployed' is even more compulsory.
Rule 2: The 'Honorary Backbencher': If you are a class topper but couldn't get a job in the market, BBJP declares you an honorary 'Backbencher' with full respect.
Rule 3: The Diversity Quota: Lazy, hardworking, funny, overthinkerтАФeverything works. Just no habit of waking up early (unless there's an urgent exam).
Rule 4: The 11th-Hour Study Talent: Must have solid experience finishing the entire syllabus from YouTube one night before the exam and telling friends "Bhai bas pass kara de".
Rule 5: Rishtedar Evasion Technique (RET): Must know how to dodge relatives at family functions who ask, "Beta, aage ka kya socha hai?"
Rule 6: Reel Scrolling Stamina: Must have the 'Time Management' skills to scroll Instagram reels for at least 2-3 hours daily.
Rule 7: Entry-Level Experience Anger: Must strongly hate companies demanding 3 years of experience for a 'Fresher' job!
Rule 8: The Resume Flex: Must have the confidence to list 'Listening to Music' and 'MS Word' as a "Top Skill" on the resume.
Rule 9: The 'Kal Se Pakka' Vow: Must confidently say "Bhai, kal se pakka shuru karunga" for every major life decision, and that 'kal' should never come.
Rule 10: The 'Chai Pe Charcha' Expertise: Must have the talent to give 'Expert Level' free advice on any global problem with a cup of tea in hand.
Rule 11: The Ultimate 'Jugaad' Mindset: Cutting toothpaste with scissors, diluting shampoo with water, or saying "Bhai tu UPI kar de, mera net slow hai" when the bill arrives!
Rule 12: The 'System pe Gussa' Syndrome: At least once in your life, you felt revolutionary anger after facing a corrupt system and shouted, "Is desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta!"
Rule 13: The 'Sarkari Form' Trauma: Experienced the pain of paying тВ╣1000 for an exam form only to get a center 500km away, or controlled your anger when told "Lunch ke baad aana".

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